blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

kaible:

banderboucher:

The meta sequel to that dumb frank video that got popular

I Want To Puglieve 2: Pug Harder

thehomosexuals:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami)

Anonymous asked
yo what do u mean Anders and baldy technically /were/ siblings, wth does that mean, u got me trippin out

Bahaha well if you’d really like to know, I can explain privately.  Mainly because it’s a bit of a story and I don’t want to spam anyone’s dash with a wall of text

zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

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my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

Anonymous asked
The article about Madonna that you reblogged about is fake just fyi. Stolen satire from a comedy site with the kid aged up to make it more believable. Points valid, amusing, but fake.

Oh wow, thank you for the info!

Anonymous asked
Korra is being taken off air after this friday and being "moved to digital"

Moved to digital?  What does that mean?

pivotalwolf:

Shiba requires a moment to process the fact that someone touched the butt